GUESTBREAKER: You’re in a Frat
So, you’re going to the bar with your bros to play beer pong and watch football? No thanks. And please don’t call me when you’re drunk and tell me I’m the most interesting girl you have ever met because I’m not in a sorority and I read books and I’m soooooo politically active. That’s really sweet. You like me because I don’t sleep around and I’m like, a real, drama-free girl? That’s really too kind. You can’t be yourself in front of your brothers? Aw, you poor thing. Wait, you were forced to take shots out of a stripper’s ass by your brothers while you were rushing? I never want to speak to you again. I cannot believe I slept with you.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Carly and Cass.
ahh, gotta love a good fratboy.